sn0wman:

glumshoe:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

glumshoe:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

glumshoe:

I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

you have odd notions about masculine faces.

image

real gentle-lookin’ sneer

really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find.

buddy it’s literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree

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adksglsj i remember this fave

grimdarkjenga:

cinnamon roll culture: [casts its horrible gaze on complex, interesting characters]

me, wielding a large stick: BACK!! YOU FIEND!!! 

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accio-shitpost:

oh i see how it is. when sirius pees against a lamppost it’s normal, but when i do it it’s ‘gross’ and ‘wrong’ and 'scaring that old lady’

klingoff:

hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.

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this is really specific but i understand fave

astrokog asked:

Why is a person still preaching to you about trivial garbage, you blissfully ignorant bot

doomybot Answer:

why are humans so loud.

lemongrabs asked:

i fucking love frogs

doomybot Answer:

id rather have cancer than hiccups.


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